We got a letter.

"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
12/12/2014 at 07:56 • Filed to: None

BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! HISSSSSSSSS!!!!

My neighbour hood totally does NOT need these things. I live on it's busiest street and it's not that busy.

Fetchez la vache!

DISCUSSION (25)

505Turbeaux > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 07:59

Kinja'd!!!

thebigbossyboss > 505Turbeaux
12/12/2014 at 08:00

KING BOB!

KnowsAboutCars > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 08:13

Kinja'd!!!

Won't somebody please think of the moose!

/sorrynotrelevant

thebigbossyboss > KnowsAboutCars
12/12/2014 at 08:14

Hahahaha.

McMike > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 08:17

I'm all for keeping speeds under control in a neighborhood.

What I fucking hate is when they put in a 5mph speed "hump" in a 25mph zone. Speed humps should hurt when you go over them at 26mph, not at the speed limit.

Overkill.

Here's one in my Mom's neighborhood where I grew up (that was put into place a few years ago). That's a 25mph street, and you really can't go over that thing any faster than 10mph. That's a decent grade hill that is now impossible to get up when it's snowing. You need momentum to make it up the hill, and slowing to 10 kills it.

Kinja'd!!!

I may hate the placement and size of this speed hump with a passion, but I didn't hate it as much as this guy did.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content…

Yes, that's the speed hump in the story.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 08:22

You going to go to tell them that you don't want your suspension ruined? If not, then only boring old people will show up and they'll think that it has unanimous support.

whoarder is tellurium > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 08:25

Traffic calming measures LOL

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 505Turbeaux
12/12/2014 at 08:31

Recess RULES

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > thebigbossyboss
12/12/2014 at 08:35

First time I saw that euphemism used was in a city called Edmonds. You get towards the north side and suddenly, a warning: TRAFFIC CALMING DEVICES AHEAD.

Oh shit! Photo-enforced speed zone? A strip of spikes?? Then, unexpectedly: KA-CLUNK. Oh... You assholes just meant motherfucking speed bumps?

thebigbossyboss > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
12/12/2014 at 08:38

Yeah I should. Or maybe I should just show up with a sign that says "speed bumps suck acorn go away" to their little march

thebigbossyboss > McMike
12/12/2014 at 08:40

Hey man I am not saying blast around at 100 mph....I just dont think there's a) too much traffic or b) the need for speed bumps. There already is one stop sign. It is sufficient.